February 2012
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HAPPY LEAP DAY!!!
– (via bubbledumpster)
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: 12 Strange Sex Laws →
speaksoftlyandcarrybigstick:
In Romboch, Virginia, it is illegal to do it with the lights on.
Oral sex is illegal in 18 states: Alabama,Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode…
But number six? I don’t… but…. I….. how does? But…. then there are...
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Sometimes I can be such a hipster.
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Humanity is now faced with a stark choice: Evolve or die. If the structures of...
– Eckhart Tolle (via app1ejuice)
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Why did I reblog a picture of a cat in hair...
Honestly, I cannot trust myself to blog while inebriated!
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twoheaded-girl asked: I sent you my number, but you never called or anything DX I have something to tell you!
Me: Liqour?!
Sister: I hardly know her!
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I don’t know why I dwell on these things. I just circle memories over and over until I’m not living in the present anymore. Argh! It’s not healthy!
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I used to pretend I was someone quite mysterious and fascinating. Then I grew up...
– Sally Bowles, Cabaret (via talkirk)
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mahpiohanzia
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the disappointment of being unable to fly, unable to stretch out your arms and vault into the air, having finally shrugged off the ballast of your own weight and ignited the fuel tank of unfulfilled desires you’ve been storing up since before you were born.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
TUMBLR HAS ME LOCKED IN ITS EVIL CLUTCHES!!
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Rick Santorum says women are too emotionally weak for combat, but emotionally...
– (via uneducated-intelligence)
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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I would beat Bill Murray’s meat in a heartbeat.
– Sam (via bubbledumpster)
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