A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
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The Lonely Paradox
dharmabummed: Sure, I’m lonely. And sure, I think social involvement/support is important for personal development. But I honestly I have no desire to socialize. I mean, I would love to “enjoy” socializing - however, I don’t want to go through all of that. Way too much effort. How do you even make friends? I have no idea how the process goes. I wish I can just clone myself and keep myself...
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[[MORE]]I’ve regressed to my Alabama days And now I’m scared/stressed by human interaction. I hate moving around because I hate existing. I keep urging myself to do something mentally only to hide inside myself. I get tight feelings in my chest and and abdomen from just the thought of having to physically make small-talk. And I have become super-aware of all my movements when...
Things I Never Learned In High School
boguskudos: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house Or ever
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ohdaffodil asked: 3 and 27 :)
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the...– Vladimir Nabokov (via enflurane)
I am the socially awkward girl who doesn’t say anything except to make a rape joke as I enter the room.
I woke up to the door being flung open. I was naked in my bed, my room was a mess, and I felt like shit. Then someone said, “Kay… Let’s go look at the mancave!” It was then, much to my horror, that I realized it was Realtor looking over the house. I did not get up to close my door fast enough.
nicoosuxx: hear noises pause music complete silence play music hear noises again
I told my friend I was gonna rape her face.
My food disappeared and my roommate kept hiding the fucking toilet paper from me. I was forced to pay more that 400 dollars a month on a minimun wage salary. Fuck you. I should take ALL OF YOUR toilet paper at that price… But don’t worry, you’re precious paper is safe…IT’S YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLUE NAIL POLISH YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!...
At least I feel pretty!
Mission Socialize at Stardust
Was a failure. I got buzzed and ended up being shoved around by a bunch of old smelly people who were there to listen to a Beatles tribute band. And then some pretty hipster chick rolled her eyes at me for smiling. Or she rolled her eyes while I happened to be smiling at her. It was awkward. There were hipsters hiding in tight cliques in the corners too afraid of the seniors and their memories of...
You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...– Dear Sugar, The Rumpus (via ceedling)
Mrmble mrmble mrmble
I want to go to Stardust and socialize. I’m too scared.
God fuck it, tumblr
I can’t even like the comments on my posts? You mock me!