December 2012
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July 2012
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A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His...
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liquidfruit asked: I saw your face on fgwlg, and i think you have such a bright, honest face and it's charming :3
liquidfruit asked: <3
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The Lonely Paradox
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Sure, I’m lonely. And sure, I think social involvement/support is important for personal development.
But I honestly I have no desire to socialize. I mean, I would love to “enjoy” socializing - however, I don’t want to go through all of that. Way too much effort.
How do you even make friends? I have no idea how the process goes. I wish I can just clone myself and keep myself...
awknessbot asked: puuuuuurple
[[MORE]]I’ve regressed to my Alabama days And now I’m scared/stressed by human interaction. I hate moving around because I hate existing.
I keep urging myself to do something mentally only to hide inside myself.
I get tight feelings in my chest and and abdomen from just the thought of having to physically make small-talk. And I have become super-aware of all my movements when...
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Things I Never Learned In High School
boguskudos:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
Or ever
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See what your followers think of you.
g0dfuck:
BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. PINK = I have a crush on you. BROWN = I love you. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you much but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I want to be friends. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BLUE = Your blog is my favorite. RED = I strongly dislike you. WHITE = You intimidate...
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reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make...
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ohdaffodil asked: 3 and 27 :)
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Whatever
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
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“Mind you, sometimes the angels smoke, hiding it with their sleeves, and when the...”
– Vladimir Nabokov (via enflurane)
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I am the socially awkward girl who doesn’t say anything except to make a rape joke as I enter the room.
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Blarrrgh!
I woke up to the door being flung open. I was naked in my bed, my room was a mess, and I felt like shit. Then someone said, “Kay… Let’s go look at the mancave!” It was then, much to my horror, that I realized it was Realtor looking over the house. I did not get up to close my door fast enough.
June 2012
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nicoosuxx:
hear noises
pause music
complete silence
play music
hear noises again
Sexual Harassment
I told my friend I was gonna rape her face.
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REEEEVENGEEE!
My food disappeared and my roommate kept hiding the fucking toilet paper from me. I was forced to pay more that 400 dollars a month on a minimun wage salary. Fuck you. I should take ALL OF YOUR toilet paper at that price…
But don’t worry, you’re precious paper is safe…IT’S YOUR BEAUTIFUL BLUE NAIL POLISH YOU SHOULD WORRY ABOUT!
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!...
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At least I feel pretty!
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Mission Socialize at Stardust
Was a failure. I got buzzed and ended up being shoved around by a bunch of old smelly people who were there to listen to a Beatles tribute band. And then some pretty hipster chick rolled her eyes at me for smiling. Or she rolled her eyes while I happened to be smiling at her. It was awkward. There were hipsters hiding in tight cliques in the corners too afraid of the seniors and their memories of...
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“You don’t have to get a job that makes others feel comfortable about what they...”
– Dear Sugar, The Rumpus (via ceedling)
Mrmble mrmble mrmble
I want to go to Stardust and socialize. I’m too scared.
God fuck it, tumblr
I can’t even like the comments on my posts? You mock me!
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